Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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