My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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