Don't you send me to vm
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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