yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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