he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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