my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Randomize