I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
this beer tastes like vomit already
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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