Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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