Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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