I accidentally had phone sex last night
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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