I'm lost and stupid without you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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