How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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