hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she looked like the before picture.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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