I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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