My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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