remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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