pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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