I wanna bring you to show and tell
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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