wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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