mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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