Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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