it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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