Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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