also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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