I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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