Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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