i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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