Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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