I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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