first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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