Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize