then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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