Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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