eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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