can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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