i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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