I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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