no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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