Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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