just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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