It's like God shit irony all over that family
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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