I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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