For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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