All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Couch. On fire.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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