I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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