i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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