Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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