ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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