I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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