Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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